The Countess: All of us are freaks in one way or another. Try being born a male Russian Countess into a white, middle class, Baptist family in Mississippi, and you'll see what I mean.
where do you come up with this shit?
lmao....this one's another classic. I can't wait to see your impression of this one. Must come visit soon. And isn't your birthday like a month away?? November 13, is that right? I dunno, if you don't get back to me though, I'll just pull you up at work (hehe). Oh, and if you ignore me or don't return my calls, I'll print out your old DL photos (yikes!) and post them at Maguire's. Fear the wrath my friends....**disclaimer: for anyone not cool reading this, I would never abuse my position with the illustrious SCDMV and I'm insulted you would think I would for a second:)
and what's this 5:45 AM post time shit?!? Eastern Standard Time not cool enough for you Aubs? Trying to be a West Coast poser? A skater chick perhaps? Hey, the more i think about it, the cooler it sounds actually (and I was trying to make fun of you at first- silly me!)...Strawberry, the amazing California skater chick. We could start tagging G-ville and Columbia and create this awesome underground cult following....yeah, cause you know nothing impresses the SC redneck prentetious crowd more than thinking they've "discovered" something, especially something not of SC....in the words of Alice (I think, lots of THC in the brain)"curiouser and curiouser." If you can dig that, bobo.
pretentious....although now that I look at it, am I spelling that right?!? I need a dictionary...or more accurately, the energy and inclination to get off my flat ass and go get my dictionary. What I really need is a servant....and some money. And a burrito from Moe's (yummmy). OK, off to the dentist and then (sad) work. I love you Bete
you are forever an inspiration to me....take that as you may. as far as a disclaimer, we should as evolved angry ferrets be required by law to carry one on us at all times.
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