Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Dr. Spock Chapter 666

One thing kids like is to be tricked.
For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse.
"Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down."
He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke.
I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
p.s. notice the creative use of 666 in the heading.


bubbles said...

sick, sick, sick

Alisha said...

I like it. It's definitely in my top three for your blog thus far. There are so many I love, it's hard to narrow it down you know. I love you!

Strawbs said...

rock on twisted sister!!

Charlie said...

Hey Strawberry, That reminds me. Would you be available to babysit for us? Your experience with children is very impressive.

Dr. Strawberry Freudetta said...

You got that right. I'm a very forward thinker. Some people would say dark closets create pyschopathic children, but I believe they build creative young adults with an insatiable appetite for the fine art of sado-masochism. Oh yeh, and a secret language known only to themselves and their imaginary friends.