Thursday, September 29, 2005

Shoot me in the head......

My opinion.... Interviews should go like this.
Interviewer: Good Morning, Aubrey, is it?
Aubrey: Good Morning! (smiling) Yes, Aubrey, Thank you so much for meeting with me today.
Interviewer: Well, Aubrey, if you're ready, let's get started.
Interviewer: Why do you think you'll be an asset to this company?
Aubrey: Cause you guys pay your employees, and thats exactly what I'm looking for. To be paid. Perfect match!
Interviewer: I see. And how would you describe the ideal job.
Aubrey: This one. Definetely this one.
Interviewer: Aubrey, I feel no need to go any further. You have impressed me greatly with your career goals and knowledge of our company. Welcome to the team!!


Jed and Sara said...

Sounds like an interview for my current job.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like an interview for about ever job I ever had,list drinking and smoking weed in you're hobbies

Strawbs said...

i don't know who anonymous is, but i'm sure i won't offend you when i say Hugs, not Drugs.

the spook said...

Jesus says, "Put down the drugs and come give me a hug."