Mornin' ladies, my goodness don't you look happy. Must be cuttin' somebody up pretty good. ~Andy Griffith
If the Ten Commandments isn't sufficient, I recommend Waterfalls by TLC. Words to live by. ~La Feroce Bete
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. ~Jack Handy
I believe the children are our future, unless we stop them now! ~Homer Simpson (interviewing for a guard job at a juvinile prison)