The Countess: All of us are freaks in one way or another. Try being born a male Russian Countess into a white, middle class, Baptist family in Mississippi, and you'll see what I mean.
You may call me Her Majesty Dynamite.Word Verification - ftucf-- a coincidence? I think not. You rock, beastie baby!
DY-NO-MITE! Thanks for the journey to 'the screaming pickle'...Gangsta!
Gon git crunk in da club in a bit... you gon?
"G-string Shagswell"these name generators are too much
Bonne Anniversaire, LFB! happy birthday to you... happy birthday to you... happy birthday dear la feroce bete, happy birthday to you!! Hope your day is every bit as special as you are!
Where are you!?! I miss you, lots, but hope things are going well and that the reason you haven't been posting is because you are having a fabulous time making out with your new hot boyfriend who looks amazingly like Heath Ledger but has an Irish accent and lots of money and is totally obsessed with you, but in a good way and who loves books and reading and music but isn't pretentious at all...I figure if I'm gonna dream for you, I might as well dream big, right?;)
oh yeah, and he loves sex, especially oral sex (giving!) but only with you, and he's really, REALLY good at it, of course....I love you! And I hope he has a twin brother for me.
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