'Pirate Joke Song' by Ben Folds

'Pirate Joke Song'
This pirate walks into a bar

With a captain's wheel crammed down the front of his pants

And the bartender says

And the bartender says

"Why you got that Captain's wheel crammed down the front of pants?"

And he says: "Arr! It's driving me nuts!"

"Arr, Arr! It's driving me nuts!" "Arr, Arr! It's driving me nuts!"

And that's the end of my song

Arr, it's driving me...

Arr, it's driving me nuts

Arr, it's driving me...

Arr, it's driving me...

Nuts