One thing kids like is to be tricked.
For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse.
"Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down."
He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke.
I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
p.s. notice the creative use of 666 in the heading.
4 comments:
sick, sick, sick
rock on twisted sister!!
Hey Strawberry, That reminds me. Would you be available to babysit for us? Your experience with children is very impressive.
You got that right. I'm a very forward thinker. Some people would say dark closets create pyschopathic children, but I believe they build creative young adults with an insatiable appetite for the fine art of sado-masochism. Oh yeh, and a secret language known only to themselves and their imaginary friends.
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