Employment is a beautiful thing. I'm still not a morning person but have managed to be on time and actually only slightly less than perky. Knowing there is a paycheck in my future makes it all the more bright. I'm on my 15 min break. Must take. I'd rather continue working, but you know how it is...pee, coffee, smoke! Whether you want to or not! Oh, you don't smoke? Well, thats ok, it won't hurt you to mingle and get some "fresh" air. Out ya go...hurry along now. This is where you come in early to find your supervisor smearing glue on her face. "Dodgeball is a special time, not just for you kids, but for Miss Lippy too! "
PS ~I met a pirate last night named Mick, drank some windex, and played a harmonica.
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I LOVE pirates... May I say that again? I really, really LOVE pirates! Not big on windex, really. Poor Ms. Lippy.
*wonders who confused badger is*
i like pirates too. "captain smee, it's me"
"wonders who stink is" 2... click on my name and you will see my picture.
is that you on the left?
A good Aye, Matey!!! ARRRR
Some people may be wondering who our new friend confused badger is...
No Fear!
Your secrets and women are safe!
However, confused badger's real identity is still a matter of national security.
Take normal precautions and no monkey business.
That means you too, Stink.
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